-If you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys? Thank you. I appreciate that. James, can I …
-If you guys wouldn’t mind,
I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes
right now. Is that cool with you guys?
Thank you. I appreciate that. James, can I get some thank-you-
note-writing music, please? [ Piano plays ] -Wow.
-Thank you, buddy. -On fire! Thank you, trick-or-treating, for proving
that if there’s one thing that will actually get me
to go for a walk, it’s the possibility
of free food. [ Laughter ]
Yeah, I’ll do it. [ Applause ] [ Piano plays ] Thank you, White House staffers
John Kelly and John Bolton, for having a shouting match
about immigration this week and reminding us all exactly why we’re not going home
for Thanksgiving this year. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Piano plays ] Thank you, umpire gear,
for making every umpire look like he just stole
a bunch of frozen pizzas from a gas-station food mart. [ Laughter and applause ] -What’s up? [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, monogram towels,
for letting your dinner guests know that the towels in your
bathroom are, in fact, yours. [ Laughter and applause ] These aren’t my towels. -These aren’t mine. [ Piano plays ] -Thank you,
movie-theater popcorn, for being served
exactly two ways — no butter at all
or all the butter. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Piano plays ] Thank you, flu shots, for forcing me to choose
which activity I like better, getting the flu
or being stabbed. [ Laughter and applause ] -[ Laughs ]
[ Piano plays ] -Are you just laughing
at the silence? -Yeah. Flu shots, you know.
-Yeah. -Is this the last one or no?
-What’s that? -Is that the last
thank-you note? -No, you can see
there’s more than — There’s probably three more. -You’re right.
I wasn’t paying attention. -You thought it was
the last one? -I thought it was the last one,
but now — -Now you believe three there? -Yeah, no.
I see those three piles. I’m a fool. Go for it.
Sorry. -Apology accepted. [ Light laughter ] [ Piano plays ]
-Glad you took it. -What’s that?
[ Laughter ] Tip of the hat.
-Yeah, tip of the hat to you. -Tip of the hat to you, yeah.
-Governor. [ Laughter ] Who you going to thank?
-What’s that? I’m just thinking about who
I’m going to write these — this thank-you note to. -You make them up as you go,
right? -That’s correct.
-Yeah. [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, ordering fries
for the table, or as that’s also known, pretending I’m not going to
eat all the fries so I’m ordering them
“for the table.” [ Laughter and applause ] -Yeah! Maybe three. [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, drawers at
the bottom of the fridge, or as vegetables call you,
coffins. [ Laughter and applause ] -Now, is this the last one? [ Laughter ] -What’s that?
-Is that the last one? -Absolutely.
What do you think? Yeah, you saw it, right? -Again, you’re right.
I’m not paying attention. I can clearly see
that’s the last one. -Oh, I’m wrong sometimes.
I’m sorry. I apologize. -No, I apologize to you. Yeah. [ Laughter ] -I can hear —
You’re right in front of the — The microphone’s
right in front of you, yeah. -It’s right here?
-Yeah. -Oh, I’m sorry. Yeah.
[ Laughter ] I’m ready for this last one. [ Laughter ] -That mic is practical.
Is that mic on? -This one?
-Yeah. -Hello?
No. Sometimes it is. -This one is. [ Laughter ] [ Piano plays ] -Thank you,
out-of-office messages, for letting me know
that you’ll definitely see my e-mail
over your vacation but there’s no chance in hell
you’re replying. There you guys have it.
Those are my thank-you notes.
Hey right in there oh so close your neighbor got 2, I think you can get 3 50 ways to get the most Halloween candy trick-or-treat I’m gonna need an extra …
Hey right in there oh so close your neighbor got 2, I think you can get 3 50 ways to get the most Halloween candy trick-or-treat
I’m gonna need an extra one for my buddy here Trick or Treat great way to get around trick or treat
I’m gonna need another one for my buddy over here and another one for my other
buddy I need an extra one for my brother or
sister who is sick thank you also I have I have actually have two brothers or
sisters who I say I actually have five trick-or-treat
oh my gosh it’s not a giant pink polar bear in your house oh my bad
oh wait is there a giant gorilla trick-or-treat you’re almost filled up
there all right anything in this huge bag I better help fill you up yeah take
more take more we gotta fill up that bag alright trick-or-treat here’s some candy um can
I have some more I’m really hungry oh you’re hungry yeah go ahead thank
you I actually don’t think I had breakfast today
can I have some more breakfast is important how about lunch I don’t think I did what about dinner did you have dinner yet you’re poor thing no oh welcome trick or treat
my daddy says if I don’t bring him twice as many candies as last year I’m in a lot of trouble oh poor thing here here take some more even yeah wait
a minute what are you doing with the blanket I’m having a picnic wait a
minute where’s all my picnic food okay trick-or-treat oh how about some more raisins no thanks but I really do like Reese’s peanut
butter cups so I’ll trade you these delicious
nutritious raisins for one of those for two of those Reese’s peanut butter cups
Oh – okay I guess some trick or treat no thank you you have such a nice house oh
that’s so nice of you here have another piece of candy
oh thank you you’re so nice oh that’s nice of you to say here have another piece of candy and you’re so generous oh that’s really sweet have another piece sir what time is it Oh one minute till 9:00 well
trick-or-treating is over at 9:00 and you have an awful lot of candy left so I
was wondering if I could just have some or else that would go to waste
well you’re right you know what yeah I just I’ll just give all this to you
there you go just take the whole board Thanks trick-or-treat there you go oh you’re
just gonna end up eating all this candy when this is over right yeah I guess it
would really be better for you if I just took it all better better for my healthy
yeah yeah yeah thank you thank you what’s wrong oh here I’ll give you some
extra can you go ahead yeah did that cheer you up a little just a little here
have some more trick-or-treat oh can I have some extra
for our charity Oh a charity yeah sure go ahead and the problem what is the
charity me we have 200 more houses come on trick or treat oh just come up this
really long flight of stairs they’re right here I’ll skip this one hmm it says take one I guess that means
take one Bowl Jillian shouldn’t we be going to the rich neighborhoods to get the
best candy you’d think that but the houses are too far apart and some of the
people that are pretty stingy good point so you saying I’m not rich yeah pretty much bye have a nice day um is there a reason you’re carrying
eggs well if you give me enough candy you won’t have to find out why I’m
carrying eggs the reason you’re carrying all that toy let paper give me enough
treats and you won’t have to find out why I’m carrying this toy let paper oh
look at the cute little trick-or-treaters
actually I’m here to offer you some candy oh that’s so nice of you generous
here oh you know to be so generous yeah just take as much as you know
actually I’m allergic to coconut anyway oh yeah I was good last year I kept
repeating promised I’d never go through it again by trick-or-treat oh here you
go alright see you later thank you trick or
treat oh I’m looking for my twin box it’s win look it’s a little pumpkin trick or
treat oh it’s a witch with a white mask and a completely different bag why are
you walking backwards hey yeah yeah nice Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup oh those are
my dad’s favorite he’s just gonna eat the whole thing can I have something
else for me oh how about a KitKat that’s my mom’s favorite trick or treat
there ya go oh you’re just giving away one cuz all your other neighbors were
just giving away three and you’re one neighbor you even give away five but I
guess it’s stuff that was a hang down the road yeah I think you know what I
get up to him here you can you know there you go sorry I have a too strict your second
time lemon gotta go bye trick-or-treat you really didn’t have to
do this but you just did thank you so much I’m so appreciative
oh what a polite little girl here have some more we’re not done here well maybe if I just give me a little more here like those you know I have a lot yeah ah giving out candy I can relate I used to
think that all the time because I used to not want to go trick-or-treating can
you believe it and also I saw your Halloween decorations out back and I had
some of those they’re really cool I know found them at Walmart they’re great no
no some more candy trick-or-treaters there’s a whole lining
out there all right who’s next trick-or-treating or something okay
there’s third person in line Wow three kids familiar but not three kids I
definitely three right okay trick-or-treat
yeah go I know I love this face out there my mom was thinking of getting the
same kind of treat but she forgot what kind of tree it was yeah those are
actually pear trees that just don’t grow pears so they don’t look like pear trees
because they’re not a pears hanging from them so that that’s what kind so you
could tell your mother that know I want to be a Halloween Scrooge but I can’t get tired
of this really easily and I just kind of wish it was over well you know what the
sooner you get rid of that candy you know the sooner you can get back to
doing whatever it is you do yeah candy now I’m out of candy perfect Oh what’s
the matter honey my mom just told me out it was my last Halloween because I’m
getting too old what’s your last Halloween here take a lot of candy yeah
all right I better not see you next year I know I am from a country where we do
not celebrate Halloween in America this is so exciting Oh have some extra candy
thank you yeah no problem bye wait you didn’t say what country
you’re from oh what’s wrong my parents made me late because they were fine
and stuff and yeah and now I have barely any candy in this bag well you know
let’s start here you’re gonna catch up yeah just take a lot of candy so you can you see how yeah all right what are you doing Jillian I gotta build
up my endurance so I can get maximum candy on Halloween oh here you go
console I have one for Tina who’s Tina she’s my imaginary friend imaginary
friend that’s so cute wait how many Imaginary Friends do you go are you so
out of breath I’ve been running between every house oh
my trick-or-treat okay okay what I seek I
see my tail oh okay good night whew okay she’s really slowing me down so can I
just like leave her here for the rest of the night
no okay thanks bye these stairs are a little steep oh I’ll
come down now just throw it okay trick or treat
what’s the net for put the candy in the net saves me about five steps per house
oh isn’t it awkward carry nothing around I don’t know what are you doing I’m changing to a cat
mask because I remember from last year this person’s a cat person
not a dog person so many treats so many treats I don’t know why you are so just
fun tree okay trick or treat oh here you go what’s wrong well you
know I’m just so close to beating my record from last year and I’m just a
little bit off and there’s something like a couple of minutes left for
trick or treat oh I’ll help you beat your record how many more do you need about fifty fifty you just yeah yeah thank you so much a challenge Hey trick or treat
there you go will you give me some more if I tell the other kids not to rank you
well alright it’ll keep them committed I’ll tell the teenagers not to prank you
oh that’s gotta be worth a few more I’ll tell my pets not to prank you your pets? whoa whoa what’s wrong what’s happening must have sugar oh my goodness oh yeah you’re gonna fuel up here awfully quickly so that was 50 ways to
get the most Halloween candy do you have any tricks of your own let us know in
the comments this is part of the 13 days of Halloween there’s still lots of days
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Halloween goodbye I’ll get the candy this is more candy for me not you
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Rosalina: So Mario what do you wanna watch on tv? Mario: I don’t know, we’ll find something to watch. *presses TV remote* Hey daddy, i’m ready to watch me some spongebob. …
Rosalina: So Mario what do you wanna watch on tv? Mario: I don’t know, we’ll find something to watch. *presses TV remote* Hey daddy, i’m ready to watch me some spongebob. and you better not say no!>:C Cause if you do, i’m gonna flip sh*t! (Woah! calm down i think your helmets on too tight XD) Mario: Jeffy, well, uh, we’re not going to watch SpongeBob today, me and Rosalina are going to watch TV already. Jeffy: You better not F****NG do this to me daddy! I already got my Squidward glasses on! Jeffy, that’s not Squidward, that’s Patrick. WHO THE F***’S THAT? Mario: Jeffy calm down! You know what? You’re not watching TV! Go to bed! [Jeffy enters his 2nd stage.] Mario: Jeffy?! NO! NO DADDY! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! AHHHHH!!!! Mario: Stop it Jeffy! F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU Mario: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! YOU CAN WATCH SPONGEBOB! Jeffy: GREAT! *Remote abuse* *Spongebob laughter* (bad patrick impression) Patrick: Hey Spongebob! Spongebob: Oh Hey Patrick! Patrick: I’m sad! Even though my face doesn’t depict it! Spongebob: Oh, well, why are you sad Patrick? Patrick: ‘Cause I CAN’T GET A GIRLFRIEND Spongebob: Well I don’t have holes for nothin’! BAAA*Laughter* Jeffy: Squidward’s my favorite. Mario: THIS IS RIDICULOUS! Every time Jeffy want something I tell him no… and then he throws a temper tantrum and gets it anyway! Rosalina: Mario, I don’t think he can help it! Mario: Oh he can help it, he does it on purpose! Rosalina: Mario, maybe he needs to get on medicine. Mario: What? Medicine? Like what? Like- like Rat poison? Rosalina: *gasp* Mario! I think we need to call a doctor and get him some help! Mario: There’s no point in doing that because he does it on purpose. Medicine is not going to help him. Jeffy: COMMERCIAL BREAK! [Jeffy enters his third stage.] *sighs* Mario: Okay, I’ll call a doctor. I’ll call a doctor. Doctor: Alright, where’s the spaz? Mario: Thank you Doctor for coming! Doctor: Heh, if I had a nickel every time I heard that, I wouldn’t be getting sued. Mario: Well look. The reason I called you was because my son has been screaming, yelling, throwing stuff, and cussing us out. Jeffy: Squid Fuck! Doctor: Heh, sounds like a typical 13-year-old to me. (AM I RIGHT MOM AND DAD??!!!?!) Mario: Well Look, We don’t want Jeffy acting like this anymore so we want to get him on medicine to calm him down. Doctor: Oh I get it. You don’t want to be a parent anymore so you want to let the medicine do the parenting for you. Mario: Uh, Yes. Doctor: Okay. Well, I’m hip. Doctor: Alright, Luckily I already brought this medicine here. Mario: Oh, what does that do? Doctor: Oh If he takes one every 3 hours it should calm him down. Mario: What? Really? It’ll fix him? Doctor: Yeah! Rosalina: Are there any bad side effects? Doctor: Um, well the side effects of this medicine is that it might make him really angry.>:C Mario: Well, we don’t want him to act angry, he already acts angry all the time. He already screams and yells. Doctor: Well, it’s just a side effect, it might not actually happen, but if he does get angry like that just call me and we’ll switch out a different medicine for him okay? Mario: Well, i guess it is worth a try. I guess we’ll try it doctor. Thank you so much. Mario: Well, alright let’s try this. Mario: Alright Jeffy swallow it. Jeffy: *Gulps* *ahhhhhhhhhh* Mario: Did you swallow it?
Jeffy:UHHUH Mario: Alright Jeffy so this medicine is supposed to make you feel better so go play toys. Jeffy: Okay Daddy. Mario: *sigh* Do you really think this medicine is gonna work? Rosalina: I think so, Mario, the doctor seemed to know what he was talking about. Mario: I guess all we can do now is just wait. *sigh* [We now see the wild Jeffy in it’s natural habitat.] MMMMMMM Jeffy: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING WRONG!>:( MINE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS, STUPID LEGOS!!! UH! UH! UH! UH! [Jeffy enters his fourth stage] Junior: Uh, Jeffy, are you OK? Mind your own fuckhole! Rosalina: Mario, We haven’t heard from Jeffy in a while. Do you think he’s okay? Mario: I’m pretty sure he’s fine he probably just fell asleep after he took his medicine. Jeffy: DADDY! WHY IS THIS COUCH SO FUCKING RED?! AND WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON THE DAMN THING ALL THE TIME? AND YOU! WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE FUCKING EYEBALL?! HOW DO YOU SEE?! AND YOU! WHY ARE WEARING GLOVES?! Mario: JEFFY, DON’T YELL AT ME LIKE THAT! Rosalina: Mario, it’s a side effect of the medicine! AND THAT THERE CEILING FAN’S NEVER ON AND IT’S HOT AS SHIT IN HERE! AND MY SHOE’S UNTIED! DID YOU DO THIS? Mario: Jeffy, why would I untie your shoe? I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! IF YOU WANT MY SHOE’ SO GODDAMN BAD YOU CAN FUCKING HAVE IT! Mario: Ugh! Jeffy, Don’t Throw things! WHO GIVES A SHIT IF I THROW THINGS! Mario: Oh you know what, I’m calling the doctor to change his medicine. *Mario runs away panting* AND WHY THE FUCK DON’T I HAVE FINGERNAILS?! Doctor: Hey, you called? Mario: Oh thank God, you’re here doctor, he has been yelling and screaming and cussing us out. WHO THE FUCKS THIS GUY? HE’S NOT A DOCTOR! HIS STETHOSCOPE’S NOT EVEN REAL! It’s sewed to his shirt! Doctor: He’s right! I’M A FRAUD! *Crying* Mario: So you’re saying you can’t help us? Doctor: *sigh* No… no I can, I brought this medicine along just in case, this should help. Rosalina: What are the side effects of this one? doctor: uh.. it might make him depressed. Mario: Well depressed is better than angry, I’m going to give this to him and let you know how it works. Mario: Alright Jeffy you going to take this……alright Jeffy take this and swallow it. *Jeffy making a very loud and obvious gulp* Mario: Alright did you swallow it? Jeffy: Fuck you.>:C Mario: Alright, hopefully that medicine will fix him cause we don’t want him acting like that. Rosalina: Yeah, Mario. *Mario sighs* Rosalina: Mario I’m worried about Jeffy we haven’t heard from him in a while and you know what happened last time. Mario: Look I wouldn’t worry about it the worst that could happen is he becomes depressed but that’s not going to happen. Jeffy: Hey daddy… Rosalina: *gasps* Jeffy, you look awful! Jeffy: Same to you mommy. Rosalina: Mario, something’s wrong, I think he’s depressed! Mario: He’s not depressed, he might just be a little tired.. uh, Jeffy tell mommy that you’re not depressed. Jeffy: I want to die. *pretends to shoot himself* pshoo… Rosalina: Mario we need to call the doctor! (I can’t even watch!) Mario: No, we don’t need to call the doctor look I prefer this Jeffy, this Jeffy’s not screaming and cussing us out, he might just be tired or something, hey Jeffy prove you the same old Jeffy smack your diaper and make the ugh noise. *Jeffy sad sighs* :C *sad music* *Smacks diaper and makes the ugh noise twice* Mario: See classic Jeffy. Rosalina: Mario that’s not classic Jeffy somthing is wrong! Mario: Okay, get his cat piano, I bet he can play a song, okay Jeffy, um play a song for mommy. Rosalina: Here Jeffy. Mario: Yeah, play a song. Mario: Oh yea….yea that’s classic Jeffy. Rosalina: Mario, call the doctor right now! Mario: Okay, fine I’ll call the doctor. Doctor: Alright, I’m going to start charging you people gas money cause I’m coming over here so much. Mario: Well, the reason I called you doctor is my wife doesn’t want me to be happy anymore Rosalina: Mario! Mario: Because Jeffy is too quiet. Rosalina: Because he’s depressed. Doctor: Oh yeah I was afraid of that…. that’s okay that’s why I brought the strong shit. Mario: Oh well what are the side effects of this medication? Docter: Cunnilingus. Mario: Wait what? Doctor: Oh, I’m sorry, hallucinations I was thinking of something else. Rosalina: Hallucinations, that sounds bad. Mario: Yeah Doctor: It’s not as good. Mario: Well, what type of hallucinations? Doctor: Oh, I don’t know it could be anything, he could think he’s a dragon, he could think he’s a lion, he could think that he’s eating a rug. look I don’t know but listen these are just side effects, it might not even happen. Mario: Well, that’s what you said about the last 2 medicines and the side effects happened. Doctor: Well, let’s just hope we get lucky this time. Mario: *sigh* Let’s just give him this medicine. Mario: Alright, Jeffy swallow your medicine. *Jeffy swallows lightly* Mario: Did you swallow it? *Jeffy nods* Mario: Alright, Jeffy go to your room and you might feel better later. Rosalina: Mario, I’m going to go check on Jeffy I’m worried that he’s gonna have a bad side effect to the medicine again. Mario: I guess you’re right, I’ll go with you to check. Rosalina: Ok, Jeffy are you okay? Mario: Yeah, Jeffy, are you okay? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Lion Mario: Uh, Jeffy are you okay? Camel Rosalina: Yeah Jeffy are you alright? Jeffy: AHHHHHH! You stay away from me Mr. Hippo and Mr. Whale! Mario: Hippo? Rosalina: A whale? Mario: He must be hallucinating let’s go after him. Rosalina: ok AHHHHHH!!!!! Mario: Jeffy, calm down we’re not animals. Jeffy: You stay away from me talking hippo. What did you do with my mommy and daddy? Lion Mario: Why does he keep calling us that? Camel Rosalina: I don’t know Mario i think we need to call the doctor Mario: Ok we will call the doctor. Brooklyn T. Chicken: Alright, this is the last time I’m coming over here. Mario: Alright, Jeffy, the doctor’s here. Jeffy: A TALKING PENGUIN! Doctor: Did- Did he just call me a penguin?
(yes, yes he did.) Mario: Yeah he thinks we’re animals. Doctor: Oh… oh yeah that’s got to be the hallucinations. Mario: Well, how do you stop them? Doctor: Um, well.. I’m going to be totally honest here, he shouldn’t be having any of the side effects. Mario: What are you talking about? Doctor: See, the medicine that I’ve been giving him… It’s just Tic Tacs. wtf Mario and Rosalina: What, Tic Tacs? Doctor: Yeah, look. *spills the Tic Tacs* It’s just Tutti Frutti Tic Tacs. I like the orange ones.(me too brotha) Mario: Why would you give him Tic Tacs instead of real medicine? Doctor: Well, I wanted to try out the placebo effect before I gave him real medicine, you know. So, I guess the side effects he’s been having is just…him being allergic to Tic Tacs. [Jeffy you son of a-] Jeffy Y U do dat
(Elise screaming) (Jeremy laughs) – [Jeremy] Get him, get him. – It’s snowing. – [Caleb] Trick-or-treat,
daddy it’s to heavy. (spooky music) – Happy Halloween. – [Jeremy] Gotta carve the pumpkin. – Yeah, wow, can I try some? – [Jeremy] Yeah. (upbeat music) – Well we got the pumpkin all cleaned out so now I’m just making dinner and putting it inside the
pumpkin so that it can bake. So what do you say when
you trick-or-treat? – I say, trick-or-treat it’s Halloween. – [Kendra] And then what happens after you say trick-or-treat? – You get candy. – [Kendra] Wait what? – You get candy. – [Kendra] You get candy
and then what happens? They give you the candy
and then what do you do? – Say thank you. – [Kendra] Yeah and then what happens? – And eat, one piece of candy. – Good plan, Laura’s been asking me all day long is it time to get on my costume yet mom, is it time to get on my costume yet mom. I’m like not yet, not yet. She finally has on just
a piece of the skirt. (peppy music) Here’s the chili, so now
we just put the dinner in the pumpkin and then we
bake it, uh oh is right. – Oh got guts in there,
that will get it dirty. – [Kendra] It’s done. – It’s a big pumpkin. – [Jeremy] It is huge
have you seen inside? – Dinner? – [Jeremy] Yep, in the pumpkin, yeah. – Dinner in a pumpkin. – [Jeremy] Every year, you hungry? – Yeah. – [Jeremy] ‘Kay. (upbeat music) – Got some on my fingers. – [Jeremy] Did you spill some? – Yeah. – [Jeremy] That’s why we don’t have you in your costume yet. (upbeat music) (Jeremy laughing) – [Kendra] Let’s go get your hair done. – (mumbles) getting my hair curled. – [Jeremy] Why are you curling your hair? – Because I’m gonna be
Moana for Halloween. – [Jeremy] She has curly hair. – I’m way different since I have my hair curled like this. – [Kendra] Does it look different? – Yeah. – And should we put
some makeup on you too? – Sure. (peppy music) – [Kendra] (mumbles) think? – Good. Heart of Te Fiti. – [Jeremy] Jenae likes
the heart of Te Fiti. (Laura laughing) – She loves it so much. – I did it totally wrong. (upbeat music) I like it. – [Jeremy] So you’ve been working on your english accent right? – Of course I have. – [Jeremy] And what’s your name? – Of course Harry. – [Jeremy] And where did you go to school? – Hogwarts. (Jeremy laughing) Wingardium Leviosa, do
you know what that means? – [Jeremy] It means that you
turned me into a hamburger. – No it means that your float. – [Jeremy] Oh, great,
alright there you go buddy. – [Kendra] Caleb you look awesome. (soft music) – [Jeremy] I love your
Wonder Woman costume Elise. – Thanks. – Wonder Woman. – [Jeremy] Elise wanted to be a strong character for Halloween. (Elise laughing) – I’m gonna be Moana for Halloween. – [Jeremy] Ooh nice dance moves. Introducing Harry Potter. – [Kendra] Okay so now stand up. – [Jeremy] The constipated Harry Potter. Introducing Wonder Woman. – I’m so glad to be here. – [Jeremy] Oh we’re glad to
have you here to save the day. – Yes I am here to save the day. – [Kendra] One, two, three, nice. So we can remember that awesome grin. – [Jeremy] She looks very serious. I don’t even think she could smile. (horn music) – [Kendra] Stairs are a little awkward. (Jeremy laughing) Thumbs up from the T-Rex,
there we go I love that one. (Jeremy laughing) (Caleb laughing) – I’m here to save the day, is there any dinosaurs or monsters
or things like that? (Isaac roars) – [Jeremy] Uh oh sounds like there is a dinosaur, go get him. (Caleb yells) (Jeremy laughs) Get him, get him, get him, get him. Introducing pumpkin, hey. – There’s a smile. – [Jeremy] There’s a pumpkin. – She’s like I don’t know
what’s going on this is weird. – [Jeremy] Welcome to Halloween. – The pumpkin. – [Jeremy and Kendra] Yay. – [Jeremy] Introducing Moana of Motunui. (tribal music) – [Kendra] Okay strike a pose. – [Jeremy] Smile. – It’s snowing, do you guys see that? – [Jeremy] That is snow. – That is snow, the first snowflakes of the year, Halloween night. It almost looks just like little dustings. But it is flurries it is
actually snow, did you see it? – Yeah I see it. – Snow. – Snow you snow. – [Both] Snow, snow, snow. – It won’t be long before
we’ll all be there with snow. Name that movie, in the comments
and I’ll love you forever. – I felt one. – [Kendra] Did you feel one? – I see them. – [Jeremy] It’s snowing. – [Kendra] It is, it’s snowing. – Snowing. – [Kendra] Did you see it Laura? – Yeah. – [Kendra] Is it cold out? – Yeah. – [Kendra] Can I get you to
wear your jacket now, okay good. – What? – I love these costumes, this is awesome. – [Jeremy] I know it is so funny. – [Caleb] Isaac yours
is covered with leaves. – [Jeremy] So every year our community does a downtown trick-or-treating
it’s a lot of fun. – [Kids] Trick-or-treat. – [Elise] Thank you. – [Caleb] Thank you. – [Woman] You’re welcome,
you are so welcome. (Laura laughing) – Happy Halloween. – [Kids] Thank you. – [Laura] Trick-or-treat. – Thank you. – [Woman] You are so welcome,
Wonder Woman love it. (people talking) – [Woman] Hi there you may pick one. – [Kids] Trick-or-treat. – Thank you so much. – You are so welcome, there you go. – [Laura] Thank you. – If you dig long enough they’ll come out. (spooky music) – [Kendra] It’s just smoke sweetheart. – [Man] (mumbles) okay. – How are you doing? – Hey, how are you. – [Kid] Trick or ah, hello. (peppy music) – These are for you. – [Jeremy] Is that for me? (Jeremy laughing) You wanna be done? – Yeah. – [Jeremy] You to cold? (Laura mumbles) (kids laughing) – [Man] Bye. – [Kids] Trick-or-treat. – Trick-or-treat to you guys. – [Kid] Happy Halloween. – [Woman] Well thank you, Happy
Halloween to you guys too. – [Elise] And thank you so much. (Jeremy laughing) – I love how trick-or-treating opens up the community to each other. People open their homes up and as a community it’s just a fun time together. – [Man] Hey. – Hi. – Thank you so much. – Trick-or-treat, thank you. – Isaac’s costume brings
joy to all who see. (people laughing) These people are actually
filming Isaac running away because of how funny
that is, it’s awesome. – [Isaac] Aw I don’t fit. – [Jeremy] Come around Isaac. – Oh daddy. – [Jeremy] Yeah. – You can have the Skittles. – [Jeremy] Oh, thank you. (Elise screams) – [Elise] This is so creepy. – [Kid] This is awesome, oh my. – [Kid] Daddy we got Pringles. – [Man] Run around like
you’re completely insane. – [Woman] Oh hey. (upbeat music) (peppy music) – Daddy it’s to heavy. – [Jeremy] You ready to be done buddy? Caleb found a friend
to just carry him home. – Can you walk across? – [Man] Trick-or-treat. – [Jeremy] We’re back to the party. (people talking) – Hi. – [Kendra] (mumbles) all
lined up all orderly. – Mama what is this? – [Isaac] Here we’ll give you these. (Laura mumbles) – [Caleb] Goodnight, J House out. You could be a firework. – [Jeremy] It is so ready to come out. (Kendra gasping) – What if mama lama’s gone? (kids yelling) (upbeat music)
>>These guys dying healthy it seems harder than ever.>>For even the most basic health advice seems impossible. Which brings us to tonight’s big question what do you people want from me.>> …
>>These guys dying healthy
it seems harder than ever.>>For even the most basic
health advice seems impossible. Which brings us
to tonight’s big question what do you people
want from me.>> From May.>>First we need to get
enough exercise. In general adults
should get about five hours a week of moderate exercise
or two and a half hours or more of intense activity
or some combination of the two.>>It’s crazy that humans
have to make time to exercise. We have to go to a room and lift
heavy things just to be healthy. You know you didn’t have to
have time for exercise cave men.>>Because I were too busy style
his life. I didn’t need to spend an hour
walking up stairs that never went anywhere. They were just busy spending
the old day running away from a site tooth target. That’s why every week
I set a target free in the park just to help others. Find let’s say you find
a few hours a week to exercise. What else.>>Ages 18 to 64. Regular sleep 79 hours
is recommended by Gough 79 now just sleeping.
Sleep socks.>>When bad things happen.
People die suddenly. You can even sleep
and lose your job.>>No one’s ever cause
an accident by falling away at the wheel.>>Not. I’m not times
when the guys come out and stand at the foot of your bed
watching you sleep. Hey guys.
Why are you watching me sleep instead of holding a woman’s
locker room at the Equinox gym.>>You’re in guys.
You go I DIE DIE. On.>> Just enough to get
your impossibles Sevens owns consistent
and regular sleep health patterns are important
where you’re going to bed and waking up at the same time where you have
a cool quiet dark room putting your devices away. You’re not drinking caffeine
or alcohol right before bed and you’re exercising
on a daily basis who can do.>> Nobody goes to bed
at the same time every night.>>What if you’re out
with friends what if you’re
in a baseball game and it runs
into extra innings or you have to bury a corpse
and you go back to the car and you realize that you’ve
accidentally buried the key and also you go back you get the
cane you get back in the car. Now you’ve already lost
a couple of hours sleep so you tied your food
safety the wheel and you hit a skateboarding kid
kind of looks like a runaway. No one will miss him.
Sure. Not very good probably
should you bury the case and you get back to your car.
The. Key thing again
the my time you know I’ve got three hours sleep
and you can’t sleep because there’s a skateboard guy
just at the end. You paid.>> By far the hardest part
of staying healthy eating right. And for most of us
the damage is already done thanks to the good old fashioned
US food pyramid the wide bottom
of the pyramid gave me the impression
that eating a diet with lots of carbs was good.>>But decades later the fallout
from the food pyramid may have accidentally
made our diet less healthy and quite possibly
made the obesity and diabetes problem even worse.>>Try with the biggest WADAs
at the bottom as food fostered bread. If you ate that pyramid
your body you look like that. We. Were. High up in schools
and we were all taught the old saying and Alfredo’s sandwich
and die keeps the doctor. Oh the chest pains
mean it’s working.>> Now in all fairness
is better than the food pyramid from the 1950s were leveled to is just
a spastics and cigarettes. But. Now. We know.>>That everyone should eat
more fruit and vegetables. And what does mall
actually mean.>>Because research says I need
10 servings of fruit every day and that’s it seems like way
too much fruit not to self.>>Look up how many servings
a June of a berries are in a whole thing.
Jane I would say. That just aren’t
enough hours in the day. I can’t sleep and work at and
and tribal edible arrangement and drink a glass
of water each day and still have enough protein and vitamins and antioxidants
and probiotics and good fats and I need satisfaction
from a full time job. I also need to spend time
with family and friends but I can’t text them
or call them because screen time is bad.
And of course I need time for self care
like meditation and whatnot. Plus I have to white three times
a week to stop prostate cancer.>> That was pretty easy. We have three commercial breaks
during the show. Keeping. One for me.>>I’m doing my best
to be healthy but it’s only stressing me out.>>May be more stressed
than you want to be and it really has bad
repercussions on your health. It’s linked to all six leading
causes of death. We’ll be right back.
-I was running a bit behind today, so I thought, if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that cool with …
-I was running
a bit behind today, so I thought,
if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write
out my weekly thank-you notes right now.
Is that cool with you guys? [ Cheers and applause ] I love you. James, can I get some Halloween thank-you-note-writing music,
please? Thank you. ♪♪ Perfect.
[ Light laughter ] Thank you,
Washington Nationals logo, for making every non-sports fan
wonder, “Wait. Why is everyone suddenly
going nuts for Walgreens?” [ Laughter and applause ] -[ Laughing ]
I did think that. ♪♪ -Thank you,
new “Terminator” movie, starring 72-year-old
Arnold Schwarzenegger, for being less
“I’ll be back” and being more, “Ow, my back.” [ Laughter and applause ] -“Ow, ow!”
The chopper! ♪♪ -Thank you, trick-or-treating,
for giving kids the chance to collect candy
and adults the chance to judge their neighbor’s
home decor. [ Laughter and applause ] “Ikea couch?”
-“Oh.” ♪♪ -Thank you,
Apple’s new AirPod Pros, for finally
answering the question, “What would it feel like to put
tiny hair dryers in my ears?” [ Laughter and applause ] [ Both imitating
hair dryers whirring ] ♪♪ Thank you, metal rakes, for looking like the starting
gate for a tiny horse race. [ Laughter and applause ] -Thank you. ♪♪ -Thank you, click pens,
for making sure I never need to worry about
finding a cap or finding a way
to annoy my co-workers. There you have it.
Those are my thank-you notes!
hey guys it’s Kristin so today I’m going to show you how to make this cousin it trick-or-treat bag for this project you’ll need a plastic halloween container a top hat …
hey guys it’s Kristin so today I’m going to show you how to make this cousin it trick-or-treat bag for this project you’ll need a plastic halloween container a top hat some light colored tape and scissors and then you’ll need some tan colored yarn some sunglasses and a glue gun the first thing I’m gonna do is cut the top part of the top hat so we’re just going to take some scissors and you’re gonna go around the entire top of the Hat just cutting the center part out make sure that when you’re cutting this that you are leaving a little bit of an edge approximately a quarter to a half an inch if you cut it right on the edge you’ll be able to see that there’s a hole cut out from a distance next we’re going to cut the plastic handle off of your container because we’re going to end up doing is putting some yarn or rope through that instead so i braided some tan yarn the same yarn i’m going to use for the hair and now is placing that through the hole once that’s pulled through I’m gonna tie a knot just make sure it’s big enough that it won’t come through the hole and just do the same thing for the other side so now we’re gonna get the yarn ready to make all the hair so we’re going to do is take the yarn in her hand and we’re just going to wrap it under elbow back to our hand and you’re just going to make a bunch of loops on you are going to need approximately a hundred of these but i do recommend doing 50 at a time because it will start getting really tight and very hard to manage on let’s just start by wrapping this around 50 times and then i’ll show you what we’re gonna do next once you’re done with about 50 should look like this we are going to need to do this four times so what we’re gonna be doing is two layers and you need to do front and facts so there’s going to be a layer on the bottom front bottom back and then top front top back once you have your yarn we’re going to cut just one end and then you’re just going to stretch it out now you need to start breaking the yarn apart because we wanted to look like strands of hair so just make sure they’re all spread out then you’re going to take some of your light color tape and you’re going to tape it halfway down so you don’t want the yarn to be at the top of the tape just about halfway down as you can see here on then i’m going to press it on the other side as well so that we don’t have any loose strands that fall off then you’re going to start overlapping your second layer on top of that so a little bit closer to the edge but this is to make it a little bit thicker so you don’t see the container underneath you’re going to place this first set of yarn about halfway down the bucket on the front or back it doesn’t really matter but it’s going to go approximately halfway around then we’re going to rotate the bucket and we’re going to place the next one on the back side also in the middle so we just want to get a really good base going you’re going to repeat this process for the top layer make sure the top layer is high enough up that the tape can be hidden by the top hat when you’re done this is what your cousin it bucket should look like now we’re going to use the hot glue gun to attach the hat to our bucket just work very quickly because the glue will dry very fast once you set it on the head just push down firmly for a few seconds to make sure that it really sticks to the bucket next we’re going to mark the bucket where the sunglasses should line up so I just put a mark on each end of the sunglasses then we’re going to take a knife or some people have used a drill we’re gonna make a hole so that the sunglasses will fit inside of the bucket if you’re using a knife please be careful you don’t cut yourself now you’re just going to stick the sunglasses inside those holes so that it stays put if you don’t want to go that route you can always just glue them right to the bucket as well and that’s pretty much all there is to it I’m you can see here the yarn is very long which is suitable for an adult but this is going to be for my daughter and she’s a lot shorter so you may have to trim the yarn to fit the person that it’s for here’s my daughter dressed up as Wednesday Addams with her cousin it trick-or-treat bucket thanks for watching this video if you liked it please give me a thumbs up and don’t forget to subscribe so you can see the next tutorial thanks for checking out my channel and watching this video you want to see what I’m gonna post next don’t forget to subscribe below
Hey, you okay? *delicate hand motions* No, everything is fine. No, no, no. I brought you back to my room. Um, you seem like a little woozy. Are you feeling okay? …
Hey, you okay? *delicate hand motions* No, everything is fine. No, no, no. I brought you back to my room. Um, you seem like a little woozy. Are you feeling okay? Yeah, yeah, let me get you a water. When is the last time you drank water? probably too long. Frivvi: Hey, what’s happening, are they okay? Um, I think so. Frivvi: Oh hey. Oh yeah, water is good. You don’t want any? Listen, the best thing for you now is to drink some water and get you some Advil, and then go to sleep. Frivvi: Hey you, what are you texting?
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